
So, Davis has been very interested lately in his, ahem, parts - if you get my drift. Not interested in potty training, the little stinker, but very interested in the, well...the plumbing, so to speak.
We haven't actually given him the name of that part, because he is a very verbal two year old and I'm just not ready to have him tell complete strangers about his penis. I'm sorry - I'm just not ready. And if you know my child, you know he will! The only information we have given him is that "the pee pee comes out of there". We're so lame, but that was the best I could come up with the first time he asked!
So, Kevin was giving Davis a bath a few nights ago and the question came up again. According to Kevin, the conversation took a new turn and went something like this:
Davis: What's this?
Kevin: That's where the pee pee comes out. (I'm sure at this point Dad is praying that the conversation will end here! Hehehe!)
Davis: Well, where does it go in?
Kevin: (silence)
That stinker! He found the loophole to our explanation!